Written by Spin Doctors at 20:34 16/10-2020
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Retirement to you,
Happy Retirement dear Calvin,
Happy Retirement to you.
Calvin: Thank you guys. I appreciate the cake and everything, but I'm not ready to hang up my wheels yet.
Team: Really! You are 34. Your best result is 3rd place in an Israeli 7th division race and you've been sent on the TV spot job every two weeks since you were signed.
Calvin: But I feel like I've got a lot to give.
Team: You have got a lot to give. Specifically about 40k and a possibility of some TT race training points.
Calvin: You guys are so cruel, you just see me as a piece of retirement meat to sell off at the first opportunity. It's like you never believed in me as a time-triallist.
Team: .....
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I enjoyed "Ode to Ferdinand Wescott", I hadn't seen it before. Thank you!
second best PR ever after "ode to Ferdinand Wescott"
lol
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